Rear Window

Jesus H. Christ. I just realized that the 3/4 windows of my apartment have no screen, or safety net for the matter. On a drunken, or even perfectly sober night, I could easily plunge to my doom from 13 stories up. That’s a serious concern, just like my very legitimate concern from1st year of college. That spring quarter, I had a freshman double to myself and I was so afraid that I would come home drunk one night and attempt to shower. I would then slip and fall and crack my head and drown in my own stagnant pool of blood. Thus, I never showered after drinking. (Maybe that’s why they didn’t assign me another roommate.) I’ll just have to be proactive like in those fledgling days. Note to self: only use back apartment of room when drunk.