On Friday night, I went out with a bunch of co-workers. It was so much fun getting crunk with a bunch of 30 year olds. I love how in SF, a well rounded night consists not only of bar hopping, but also of weed in various forms. I turned into a box of giggles. That night seriously made me evaluate the pros and pros of being a lesbian. Honestly, wouldn't it be easier if everyone was just homosexual. Guys could just call up their friends, bring over a pizza, play some Wii, give each other a ba-jay, and then head home- it would be a guys perfect night. And that would be one less thing girls would have to worry about. And girls seem so much more perfect for each other than pairing a smelly boy with a cute girl. And gay love seems so much more romantic than hetero, case in point, Brokeback Mountain. Who didn't want to be gay after that movie...but without the violent death and tortured life of repressed actualization. Anyway, it's an option alot more people should seriously consider, if only for utility.

I watched Deliverance last night...holey swiss. That movie is amazing. If it weren't for Hollywood movies, I would have no fear. If it weren't for Open Water, I wouldn't be scared of sharks. If it weren't for American Psycho, I wouldn't be concerned with being horrifically tortured by perfectly normal appearing people. If it weren't for Deliverance, I wouldn't be terrified of being raped by Ozarkian hillbillies. Jon Voight was just as pretty as Angelina, and Burt Reynolds used to be quite the looker. Alas, now Burt just looks like the skin on top of vanilla pudding after it's been sitting out for too long.

I went to the SF Comedy Fest which was held outdoors in Golden Gate Park. One of many hilarious jokes:
"Did you know, the American pimp uses every part of the ho?"