Dear Rumer,
Not even your Dad would do you. I could scratch the dried sausage off my kitchen floor with your hair bristles. If I didn't know better, I would say that you are the product of a pterodatyl and a mule.
Sorry, you really didn't deserve that. But ughhh.
Regards,
cc
2 comments:
I thought demi and Bruce would produce better offspring than that.
me too...there is no justice.
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