Split Personality

I like how after a few drinks, things that would seem completely absurd while sober, are utterly logical while tipsy. For example, our office generally has a little happy hour on Fridays (in the office). After 2 small glasses of wine, I had a cider in a glass bottle. Since it was too sweet to finish and ¾ of the bottle was still left, I thought I’d just stick the aluminum cap back on and take it with me. It was a Friday after all, and who was too say that I might not want it later. When later walking down the street, I realized I had cider dripping down my pants and out of my bag. And now, wherever I go, my bag gives off the ever so subtle hint of stale pear cider.

Thus, after a few drinks, always ask oneself:
“What would Sober(insert your name)_________ do?”

If the answer differs from what Drunk _______ would do, do it anyway...just to feel alive.