Noooo!

Some co-workers were planning out their weddings in the office. BLEGH. What are we?! Characters on the set of Friends/The Office? One girl had already laid out who would be attending, where some people would sit, and how both parents might walk her down the aisle. That is not ok. I hate to be a know-it-all-hippie, but doesn't she realize she's buying into what the MAN wants her to do, i.e. find a husband, tumult into debt throwing a prescribed dream wedding, and thinking happiness equals a house and kids! I can't take it. It makes me never want to shave my legs again, move onto Brokeback Mountain, and find a troubled life partner.

In other news, I was watching an episode of 30 Rock in which Liz says, "I got into writing because I wanted to make people think." Jack responds to her by saying, "No Lemon. You go into this business becuase you're funny, weird, and socially retarded." I thought he was talking to me. That's as close to a god-given sign to go to LA as I am gonna get. I tried working on my tv script this weekend, but every time I try to work on it, I get really nervous and end up procrastinating for hours, and then end up being relieved when dinner time rolls around because then I have an excuse to eat and one can't eat and write at the same time and it's very important to eat so eating time can't be comprimised by writing.

*phew, is it dinner time?