DO U HAVE A LIGHT

So I was walking on the street tonight, and this woman totally accosted me, asking for a light. "Do you have a light? DO YOU HAVE A LIGHT?"

"No, I don't." Granted, I was wearing all black and looked like a total badass. She honestly thought I was holding out on her. The only time I carry around a lighter is on Saturday nights when I try to smoke my moldy, 8 month old pack of cigarettes that got chewed on by my dog. And then, I usually just end up burning someone, someone's hair, or someone clothes. Someone being me about 75% of the time.

In other news, I'm really boring these days.

I spent last Saturday night at a hipster party. But I think I already talked about that.