Greetings old friends

It's been a long time since I last updated.

I know.

And every time you'd swing by, all you saw was a picture of John McCain. I regret that. And all you were asking for was an update.

I humbly castrate myself before you and ask for your forgiveness. (That can't be the right word, castrate. castigate? kow-tow?)

I humbly kow-tow a hundred fortuitous times before you. May you bear many sons.

So I think the reason I hadn't been updating for the past 6 months was because I was going out all the time, living my life recklessly: drinking late at night, wearing too much make-up, and mixing Pixie sticks with Dr. Pepper for breakfast. But no more. Since I've decided to be serious about studying for the LSAT and attempting to get into law school for next fall, I have forsaken that frivolous way of life. I don't practice my guitar, I don't go out on weeknights, and I'm semi-despondent about all that. But I'm also no longer afraid that I'm gonna waste the rest of my life, so I feel that it's a good trade-off.