The far away disney lands.

I never agreed with the popular statement that, "Southern California and Northern California should be two different states."

Well, after trying to buy Disneyland tickets, I agree, the state should split in two. Disneyland offers discounts to SoCal residents, but not to other Californians.

Injustice I cry!

Do I not pay the same taxes? Do I not toil under the same sun and bleed the same blood as I pick the champagne grapes from which we ferment wine for the Dons to drink? Yay, sir, I say I do. If SoCal residents get discounts to Disneyland, so should NorCal residents!

So let our half foam latte laden breaths rice up. Dressed in our hipster fashions, let us hang off the sides of our Cable Cars as we caravan down South and march on the Disney lands! Our environmentally friendly voices will be heard!

Actually probably not. Someone will probably offer us herbal substances and a nice glass of Pinot Grigio and we'll get distracted by options of skiing in Tahoe or surfing in Half Moon Bay, and we'll never make it down to Anaheim.

Alas, it was a valiant theoretical effort.