Greetings Dear Friends!

I am ready to write write write. I’m ready to save the world, wash my pants, and get a gluteus maximus of steel! Yes. 2008’s the year to be a year in which the year will be a glorious year.

So, I’m sitting in my house. At this exact moment, my mother is channel surfing, but has just started watching from Dusk till Dawn (the movie w/ Tarantino, Clooney, vampires, and loads of boobies.)

Mom: “This movie is so ridiculous.”
Me: “Mom, then why are you watching it?”
Mom: “Because I’m waiting for the part with Selma Hayek.”

Even my own mother cannot resist the titillating power that is the Selma Hayek.