Get Rich Diet Scheme

Here's how I'm gonna get rich. I'm gonna sell my diet scheme that I've proven to work. And if it works for me, it can work for you. It's called the:

Spoiled Food Diet

It's based on 2 simple steps that only have to be followed at dinner time:

1) Eat food that beyond its expiration date.
or
2) Eat food with mold on it; for the sake of taste and appearance, wash the mold off the hot dog before you eat it.

You won't be able to keep anything down, and you'll be sure to drop pounds with no problem. Although, be aware, if you then proceed to drink the night away, Lemondrops and Martinis and whatnot, weight loss will be impeded.