Feast of the Immaculate Conception

This Catholic holiday is traditionally celebrated on the eighth day of December.

For comedy's sake, let's interpret this literally. Two possible options arise out of Jesus being immaculately concieved on December 8.

1) Jesus is concieved on Dec. 8, 1 B.C. Or as I prefer, 2008 B.O. (2,008 years Before Obama). This would have given him 17 days to gestate in Mary's womb, not an unaccomplishable feat for God's son, who is actully God himself, which is a little confusing in and of itself.

2) I'd like to argue for the second option, which is that Jesus was concieved on Dec. 8, 2 B.C., which would have given him 382 days to gestate, approximately 112 MORE than the average human being. Do you know what else has a gestation period of approximately 382 days? Alpacas. Which makes sense because Jesus had a lovely head of hair. Jesus also used his teaching to shield his "flock" from the horrible injustices of the world, much like an Alpaca uses its wool to shield itself from the natural elements of its pastural environment.

Thus, due to gestation period and similarity between Jesus' flock and an Alpaca's flock, the Christian savior of all humanity was, de facto, an Alpaca.

Q.E.D.