Why does a commercial to sponsor a child in a 3rd world country come on while I am watching an episode of "The Housewives of Orange County". Just the fact that I am passively watching this show is evidence enough that I lead a vapid lifestyle with nothing to show and nothing to live for, so why would I shell out my dinero for a poor child in tears and that can barely feed himself...
Hmm, maybe that is exactly why they are airing the commercial during Housewives, to save viewers from a life of spray tans, high protein diets, and worrying about what kind of Bentley they should buy next.
Why do these women tan so much? Does no one ever inform them that their skin looks like chewed up jerky regurgitated by a wolf mother?
The only thing I envy about them is how much they drink...I could do that.
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