Thursday, January 8, 2009

Nutter Butters and Stretch Marks

Back in my 7th grade day, the school cafeteria started selling Nutter Butters for .25cents a pack. In my mind, there was a correlation between low price, and low caloric intake. Needless to say, I got extemely fat. Think, stretch marks on the thighs fat...Although...the stretch marks might have been from the rapid growth of my super model length legs.

For those people whose offices are now providing free Nutter Butters, beware. One Nutter Butter turns into two Nutter Butters, which turns into 72 Nutter Butters...consumed in one sitting.

Also, in recent discussion with fellow Nutter Butter enthusiast, Rockradio, it has been decided that the following may be used interchangably for "stretch marks":

skid row fat
corn role fat
scar tissue fat
skin bursting fat

3 comments:

Robert said...

I had 4 packs of nutter butters in one day, leaving behind the less desirable mini chips-ahoy, ritz cheese crackers, and ritz peanut butter cracker.

Candymoonface said...

Might I suggest inserting the mini chips-ahoy inside of the light cookie shell, within the peanut buttery goodness of the Nutter Butters.

Is your company turning into Google with all the free snacks?

Robert said...

We've always had free snacks. A selection of juices, bottled teas, espresso machines, fresh fruit, bagels, cereals, and dry soups.

Alas, no personal chefs. But we do have breakfast sandwiches.