You can't fire me, I quit, but not really, you can fire me, I'd like a nice severance package if at all possible.

I'm pretty sure that my advertising agency is about to go under. I, like many of my other co-workers, have had very little do over the past week. From the company's point of view, laying off people would be good news, because it might just be on the verge of collapse.

Thus ends my foray into corporate business...never to return I hope.