Tuesday, August 14, 2007

Sex and the Awkward Indian Food Exchange

I've become adicted to Indian food and eat at these hole-in-the-wall restaurants for dinner alot. I might think about cooking for myself if I ever make it to the grocery, but I am filled with lonesomeness to eat by my lonesome. Back to the story, there at the Indian restaurant last night, was the most beautiful boy I have ever had the pleasure of seeing (or maybe it was just the hunger pains and the crack like addiction to Indian food). Anyway, he was good lookin'. I, of course, smiled strangely and accidentally bumped my boobs into the counter as I walked away. And he said, "Have a good night," after I had already turned around to leave. Is one supposed to turn back at that point after already saying one's despedirse to a stranger? It seems more awkward to turn back around and say "Bye" again; but at the same time, it seems rude to not turn back? If you have an answer to this query, please fill me in. I can't decide whether to never return to the restaurant, or go every single night. I'll settle for every other night until he goes out with me.

I have another question for you. When is it desperate to start visiting sights like match.com? Do you have to be 37 and ready to settle down? Or can you just use it for general networking? I figure if one is new to a city, such networking sites could be good? Ok, so I created a profile just to see what would happen. Within 12 hours of creation, I got a "wink" (much like a facebook poke, but more ominous). This guy who "winked" at me is 39. I believe that is a little too old for general networking and probably falls into the category of voluntary-sugadaddy-molestation (if one was to meet up).

I'm sorry if that sounds a little too much like an episode of Sex & The City (shout out to you R.R.).

3 comments:

Robert said...
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Robert said...

You could write an autobiographical novel called Sex and Curry.

I'll be your publisher.

Candymoonface said...

Ooh, I like it. Let's get this project rollinlg.