There are a lot of korean-korean students in my building and for some reason, their presence faintly irritates me. I’m really not sure why, but I always want to knock the back of their knees so they capsize on their own legs when they are standing right in front of me when I am trying to get in the door but I can’t open the door handle because my fingers are stuck together with silly putty and they just won’t open it because the boys are smoking and the girls are all covering their mouths while they laugh at nothing!

Actually, maybe that didn’t happen.