Ok, I know I said I hated match.com, but I have a couple more free days, and by god, I'm going to use them. It's kind of like facebook, but almost better because people's profiles are so much more detailed. Anyway, the "match" search engine says that I would make a great match with a 55 year old man from Sausalito!
Let me give you a taste of this older gentleman:
"I am seeking women 18-60. Actually, I really can't describe myself. "Would that we could see ourselves as other see us." I quess I am a bit of a portrait in contasts."
Aahahahaha. He is like the 2.99 table wine that I bought on sale from the basement of the Co-Op, but I just keep drinking because its gasoline like fumes get me high! I would put his picture up for you, so you could truly feel his creepiness, but I don't anyone to hunt me down for the dog that I am.
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I think he sounds sexy! Send him my way.
haha, but I don't want him to chop you up and put your head in his freezer! no, he wouldn't do that, he would just creep you out until you threw-up a little.
Ewww, creepy old men actually creeping. What kind of verb is creeping?
Because of your blog, I now have a free account at match.com! Thanks. And I found someone from Manzano on the first page.
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