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It’s official. Turkish mens are the most aesthetically pleasing creation in the world. I don’t think I’ve ever met an ugly Turkish fellow. Actually, I don’t think I’ve ever met one that wasn’t outrageously, be my baby-daddy-now good looking. You know that “Indian” guy I posted about weeks ago. He’s actually Turkish. He finally talked to me after my only eating in his restaurant five-hundred-and-seven times. And then there’s the guy I see in the elevator every other week, he’s also Turkish and I’m considering going to the rental office and finding out exactly where in the building he lives. And finally, there were all those absurdly hot guys from school who were all, you guessed it, Turkish. Even perfectly straight guys had crushes on those dudes. So it’s official. My investigative, copious, through, scientific, cutting-edge research shows that Turkish+Male=Hot. QED.