Case Study in Avoidance

Scenario:
You are sitting in an obscure sushi restaurant in San Francisco’s “Tenderloin”. You are suspicious of the sallow nature of the sushi, so you order Katsu-don. A noxious character in the back tries to catch your eye, but you just want to have a few intimate moments with your bowl of rice. You drop some food out of your mouth, pretending like you have motor reflex issues. No luck. He appears to think it’s endearing and has begun to gather his jacket. He’s now heading your way.

Think fast. How can you stop a tricky situation before it even starts?

Answer:
Pull a giant chunk of chicken fat out of your mouth. It’s so gross, no one will want to talk to you, not even your waitress.

Mission accomplished.