Oprah Rant

Oprah needs to grow the f. up. "I was devestated. This was the worst day of my life." Oprah has a gift for making everything about herself. Of course abuse is going to happen when people are given absolute power over other people with no checks in place. The girls at her school weren't even allowed to make phone weekly phone calls to their families. It was an Oprah prison. I bet the halls were lined with covers of her horrid magazine. It was probably more like a waking hell of the Jean Paul Sarte variety, but everything was about Oprah and how great Oprah is and how she always knew she was destined for greatness. She probably made everyone go on her diet and would whip the girls when they would eat simple carbohydrates like crackers even though it was 2am in the morning and the girls were starving. But then the next day, the crackers looked so good so Oprah snuck into the pantry and ate all the crakers until her stomach couldn't take anymore and her body was overheating and she sweating all over the craker crumbs and then the girls find her the next morning sleeping naked in the cracker crumbs.