HUCKABEEEEEE

Mike Huckabee is a Creationist, who believes the constitution needs to be religion based, and he wants to disband the IRS. HOW IS THIS GUY A LEGITIMATE CANDIDATE? There must be a small but sizeable contingency of inbred motherless ferret rapists hiding out in the Appalachian Mountains.

If I ever meet someone who legitimately supports Huckabee, I will immediately turn on them mid-sentence, and walk out of whatever building I happen to be in. If America develops it's own sort of suicide terrorists, Huckabee would be their leader. And I would have no objection to them blowing themselves up...and they might as well blow up Shia LeBeouf while they're at it.



God I hate that guy.