Tuesday, June 24, 2008

Potential home buyer seeking desperate home seller

Home prices are plummeting, and after I pay July rent, I'll have a solid few hundred dollars in my checking account. So this is my pledge to you, oh most ragged of homeowners, I will buy your home. And then, with the meager funds in my savings account, I will flip the house and turn it for a huge profit by Q3 of 2009.

Thus, this is my business model for making huuge money.

Housing crisis + Meager funds in checking account = Huuge profit by Q3 of 2009.

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