She is no joke.

Holy crap. I'd always thought that Kim's butt was a myth- like a tale told to children to make them believe in the goodness of mankind, or fear God or something. But it's not padded or anything! I don't understand how her upper body is so small in comparison to her derrière, it's completely out of proportion. I wish I gained weight like that, so that it would all go to my chest, or just my butt.

My fat spreads evenly like a fine JIFFY peanut butter, a little too evenly. It goes everywhere, even on my face; especially onto my cheeks and I look like a squirrel hoarding nuts for the winter.