I'm a little suspicious of people who don't drink coffee. Coffee is an essential affordable luxury of life. It's bitter and rich yet smooth, maybe like the ideal life.
Sappy you say? But maybe, so is life.
I too find myself a little suspicious of people who don't like wine. Wine is an essential affordable luxury of life. It's oaky, smooth, chewy, sweet, deep...for any number of adjectives you could find, there is a wine that fits the description.
Lame you same? I know.
But what I find most suspicious, is people who don't like coffee AND wine. It's kind of like a person who doesn't have a mother. Sure, such people exist, but they are not human (they are more commonly known as extraterrestrials). Not that there is anything wrong with aliens, I just urge caution in your dealings with them because they may want to anal probe you.
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i thought i was gonna be happy that you updated until i saw this post. i do not care for coffee. and i care even less for wine. just when i thought i could anal probe unsuspecting members of society, you have to go and blow up my spot.
haha, oh no! you don't like either?! hmm, maybe i'm the alien.
no, no, it's me. i don't like wine or cheese and i don't know how to ride a bike. to many, this is like the super blasphemic trinity.
I can't you've been updating your blog for months now & I didn't know. Anyways, I'm not a fan of coffee or wine either.
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