At our wedding, instead of breaking glass at the end of the ceremony as in a Jewish custom, we would both crush a Ram's eyeball between our teeth and let the juices run down our faces as a symbol of the deep, ever flowing streams of love that we have for each other.
Our honeymoon would be in a Middle Eastern desert. A local Bedouin tribe would give us a camel, and that is where we would spend the night. Bear would skillfully cut out all the entrails, but not before drinking some of the water stored in lower part of its stomach. After Bear would pee a circle around the camel to keep jackles away, we'd spend the night curled up inside the hollowed out camel in sweet coitus.
We would name our son "Griz" and our daughter would be called "Truffles."
It would be a beautiful life.
The new episodes of Man vs. Wild begin this month on the Discovery Channel on Monday nights, 10pm.
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