I don’t have Internet in my room because I feel that Internet should be free, like water. So I am just going to wait until Google makes the entire city wireless. But even without Internet, I still find ways to dither away my time on pretty much nothing. Like last night, I spent nearly 2 hours frolicking around my room as I tried on possible outfits for tomorrow- debating whether this or that pair of pants afforded style without sacrificing comfort, while still affording the possibility of a spread flying eagle stretch, if the need so arose.

And if I might continue that earlier conversation on pants...If one must wear pants, specifically jeans, might I suggest not wearing any underwear. I realize this is old news for some, but if one must wear pants, it really should be without underwear. I don't know what it is, but it is amazzzing. I don't know why. If only I knew what makes it such an experience, I would have the power to create something more elegant and more profound than the String Theory.